Top Ten Reasons Why Customers Are SO Darn Loyal: (Aside from the smiles, laughs,on time delivery and quality).
| 10. |
FREE gas with any neon purchase! (Get it? Neon IS a gas :D!) |
| 9. |
Metric system COMPLETELY ignored! (3x8 foot banners gladly) |
| 8. |
Absolutely NO animal testing! (Our animals are on strike so humans do the testing now) |
| 7. |
LESS than 50' from Dunkin Donuts! (Yea Donuts!) |
| 6. |
MORE than 6 independent Elvis sightings this year alone! (Thank You Very Much!!!) |
| 5. |
Less than 365 days until Christmas! (Cha-Ching!) |
| 4. |
Estimates WITHOUT an attitude, Designs WITH an attitude! (Our signs speak louder than our employees, and our employees are loud!) |
| 3. |
Scandinavian Interpreter ON SITE! (For our delightful cold weather customers) |
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HUNDREDS of samples for the creatively challenged! (We gots talent for all!) |
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Chocolate! (Let's face it... people like to be bribed :)) |
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